True story: I was out for drinks with friends one night when I met Phil's mom. When the conversation turned to occupations, I tossed it out there that I ran a porn site:

"It's mostly straight guys jacking off." Thinking that would quickly change the subject.

"Really?" Phil's mom threw back. "That sounds like something my son would do."

Gasp!

Two days later, the phone rang with Phil on the line. And apparently he had told his buddy, Vic, about making some cash whacking off for the world to see.

Vic and Phil are 18y/o best friends. They didn't want to do anything "too gay" for their shoot. But, apparently, jacking off onto their buddy's leg didn't count.